The Drasha on Shabbos!
This is the ultimate Kibbud! You get to give a Drasha on Shabbos!* The shul will listen ( or not) to your Divrei Torah!
*Terms and conditions apply. The Drasha must be a real Drasha. It must take anywhere from 10 - 15 minutes, and it cannot be "Purim" Torah. The Shabbos you're bidding for is currently undetermined - we are unable to say with certainty which week it will be.